Pick ten random people: (Gw nyuruh Magi-chan yang milih biar lebih… uh, seru) Tapi kalo nggak kenal orang-orangnya mungkin nggak seru buat para pembaca… maaf ya, gw lagi iseng aja hari ini. Nyomot dari sini. Maaf untuk orang-orang yang bersangkutan sudah jadi korban kebosanan gw *membungkuk*.

1. Magi-chan
2. Nikol
3. Cila
4. Fio
5. ‘Bubble’
6. Axel
7. Moses
8. Cellin
9. Jelita
10. Dino

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at his/her house. What happens?
Cellin dan Cila: Horeee!!! *norak mode ON, langsung ngerusuh di tempat Fio dengan gak tau malu mode ON*

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.
Jelita ngajak orang ke strip club? G…GW NGGAK BISA BAYANGIN YANG INI. NGGAK BISA.

3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
Nomor 1 lahhh yaaaa… Gila aja lo.

4) 2 and 7 are being all lovey-dovey. 10 walks in…Their reaction?
*…MAAF, MAU PERGI NGAKAK SEBENTAR*

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Terjemahan: Cilla demen sama Axel. Cellin jadi jealous.
…Kok sepertinya ada sesuatu yang salah dengan pernyataan di atas? Yaa, paling Cilla sama Cellin berantem… seperti biasa.

6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10,2 or 7?
Ah, Fio ini, ngapain takut? xD *btw jadi pengen ngakak lagi, gara-gara inget salah satu mimpi cellin cilla… yang berhubungan dengan Superman.*

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Jadilah sebuah makanan lezat yang siap disajikan bersama orang terkasih.

8) 5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 do?
Teriak-teriak dengan panik, nelpon ambulans.

9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who does he/she chose?
10. Uhhh… semuanya itu cewek kok.

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2’s release. What is it?
Terjemahan: Moses menculik Nikol dan meminta sesuatu dari ‘Bubble’ sebagai tebusan.
…Lagi-lagi, gw nggak kebayang mau jawab apa.

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you choose?
Kenapa harus pilihannya di antara mereka mulu sih? Ya nomor 1 lah, Magi-chan gitu loh!

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
Memperebutkan Cilla Meneketehe.

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
Tenang Cilla, pasti si itu akan menyelamatkanmu!

14) Everyone is invite to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How does he/she react?
Terjemahan: Nikol dan Dino menikah, semua diundang kecuali Cellin.
Cellin: Kenapa gw gak diundaangg?! Gw kan penasaran!!

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
…Is 6 afraid of 7, anyway? =.="

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Dino bercerita fairytale? Errr, gak tau, tapi kayaknya bakal jadi sesuatu yang konyol. Paling tau-tau ceritanya penuh tokoh game sama monster-monster kali, hahaha.

17) 1 arives late for 2 and 10’s wedding. What happens? And why is he/she late?
Nikol: Magiii! Kok lu telat sih?! Lu jahat banget!! Tega abis! Ini kan hari terpenting buat gue Mag… *lebay mode ON*
Magi-chan: Uhh, dari tadi sebenernya gw masih ragu mau dateng ke sini ato nggak tiap kali inget mempelai pria lo siapa…

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Gw kunci pintu rumah gw, gw usir mereka keluar. Ato paling Jelita aja yang gw kasih masuk.

19) 3,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8’s brithday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
Uhhhh… ulang taun kok ke Ragunan ya? Mungkin… tiba-tiba badaknya ngamuk lalu mereka dikejar-kejar! Uh, gak tau ah, huahaha.

20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
Errr, nggak ngerti. Gw? Ya kabur lah!

21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Jelita ngebunuh? Nikol ngebales dendam? …Sulit dibayangkan.

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can surrvie. Does 6 save him/herself or 1?
He’ll save both of them in a way like movies’ cheesy romantic scenes LOL.

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Hehehe… Yang manaaa, yaaa?? *ketawa setan*

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
…Yang pasti bukan adegan roman.

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
Cilla pun terpeleset dan jatuh berguling-guling dari gunung saat mo pergi ngambil air.

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in.  What happens?
Apa itu Hokey-Pokey?

27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2’s reaction?
Terjemahan: Magi-chan menulis cerita di mana Jelita dan Dino jadian. Apakah reaksi Nikol?
…Ngakak.

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
…I guess?

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Berantem, tapi akhirnya baikan lagi lalu nyari makanan sama-sama. XD

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven’t seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)
…KABUUURRRR!!!! (Ato mungkin Cilla bakal foto-foto ato terkagum-kagum, gak tau juga deh)

   Huahahaha, ngawur abis… Definetely cheered up my mood! 

PART TWO: 

   GILA, GW KURANG KERJAAN AMAT YA?!?! 

   Pick ten random people: (Cuma dituker-tuker dikit urutannya, hehe)

1. Magi-chan
2. Nikol
3. Cila
4. Fio
5. Moses
6. Axel
7. ‘Bubble’
8. Dino
9. Jelita
10. Cellin

1. Number 1 is all you’ve ever dreamed of. Why?
   Uh, and I wonder why too…

2. Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
   "Nikol, gw tau lu dah pasrah karena ngegebet 20 cowok sekaligus gak ada yang mau sama lu. Tapi itu bukan alasan untuk berubah haluan jadi demen sama sesama cewek."
3. You’re dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?
   Errr… How can I be dating Cilla on the first place?
4. Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
   OH SHI LOVE TRIANGLE DRAMA.
5. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
   …UH, I HOPE NOT!
6. Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
   …Indeed he is. Actually I wanted to torture him for breaking a friend of mine’s heart.
7. You had a haircut and 7 can’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
   Dia kagum kali sama gw, gw jadi tambah keren! *narsis mode ON*
8. Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?
   Tenang Din, ada yang mau kok sama lu… (setau gw sih.) Jangan patah semangat!
9. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses his love by sending an email. Now what?
   Tadi dibilang Fio sama Nikol demen sama Jelita, sekarang Jelita demen gw? L-LOVE… RECTANGLE DRAMA.
   
   
10. You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
    *mulut nganga lebar, muka cengo, kucek-kucek mata, lalu ambil hp dan foto*
11. You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
    Uh, ngapain sih tuh dua mahkluk lama banget di dalem?
    
    
12. Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
    Can can lahhhh… xP
13. Would 2 trust 5?
    I think so.
14. Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
    Fio pun mencubit Celin dan Celin langsung tereak-tereak kesakitan.
15. 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
    taekwondo tata boga catur sepak bola …Musik?
16. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
    Uhhh, jadi apa yah makanannya?
17. 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
    *sedang memikirkan pekerjaan apa yang bisa dilakukan mereka berdua* Pelayan restoran? Model? Gak tau ah.
18. 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
    Errr… Gak yakin. Huahaha.
19. 9 sketches what 6’s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
    Mungkin? xD
20. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
    …One thing I’m absolutely sure: mereka pasti lagi ngobrolin cowok!